KILL TONY #396 – DALLAS #1

#1Zach Rippey

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First comedian, talked about Blink 182 and church, ex-wife turned lesbian in military

#2Nikki

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Bisexual comedian, returning performer, talked about spinning and gay ski week in Aspen

#3Matt McElhoney

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23andMe joke about being 0.8% Nigerian, army veteran, separated from wife

#4Steve Lee

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First time on stage, flashlight and ballsack story, pinstriper and painter

#5Jaren

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First time performer, bed wetting and Chinese food delivery stories

#6Philip Garcia

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23 years old, colonoscopy and precancerous polyps, girlfriend in New York

#7Jorge Cortez

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Sells dick pics on Instagram, ruptured Achilles, on probation for eating weed

#8Caitlin Hassenauer

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Returning performer, fell running to stage, single mom, career day at preschool joke

#9Colt

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Young martial arts expert, attempted triple kick and accidentally kicked Jeremiah in the head

#10Sean Brown

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Air Force veteran, stepdad jokes, has skin cancer on his penis

#11Daniel Gill

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Stay at home dad, kicked in head by horse at 18 months old, former poker dealer